Tuesday 4 November 2008

Our Old isnt Gold

Mr Dominique Straus Kahn,60, received a severe reprimand recently for having an affair with a fellow economist while in office as the President of the International Monetary Fund (IMF)**.

Only a few months ago, Mr Paul Wolfowitz,65, the then Head of the World Bank lost his job for having an affair with an Arab woman, who was a subordinate, while in office.


Mr Max Mosley,68, President of the F-1 sport was recently taped with five women of decidedly easy virtue in some sort of a pleasurable Nazi, Gothic ritual.

Not to mention Clinton and Sarkozy.


What is it about old men in powerful positions that makes them do seemingly foolhardy activities like having an affair while in office and then getting caught with their pants down. More so at an age when senility and sterility should hamper their virility, they seem to be at the peak of their ability. It boggles the mind as to how at their age and position they find energy and time for such shenanigans while saving the world, bombing terrorists and bailing out economies or running conglomerates at the same time.

But is this largely a phenomenon of the West or does our old, too, glitter like gold?


Well, it is hard for the powerful in India to have clandestine affairs as Ratan Tata learned recently:
rt: well, mamta I have a proposition...
mb: NA
rt: atleast lets talk things over...
mb: NO


Our PM, too, is severely criticized by the opposition for demeaning the Prime Ministers office by having a woman on top. Our current Defence Minister has the happy habit of fainting every time he sees a marching army battalion. Here he is in the warm clutches of four army men. They dont call those bofors guns scandalous for nothing.





But as you can see, even though our top honchos are trying very hard they arent really going anywhere. In fact it is believed that the historic talks between Musharraf and Vajpayee in Agra in July 2001 broke down due to some inadvertent comments made by the former on a rather touchy issue for the latter.
Prez Mushharaf: But Mr Vajpayee, Why Agra?
PM Vajpayee: I will ask for a suggestion when I need one.

However, in the midst of all the gloom, two men stood out like a shining example for our philandering politicos. Nehru was a statesman and an astute parliamentarian whos tryst was not with destiny alone.
HD Deve Gowda was well known to have slept around in office at the first available opportunity and didn't care two hoots if it made front page news.

**- I, too, was once the President of the IMF. Since I know you wouldnt believe me, here are two links...this and this. However, I would like to go on record to say that my tenure was not marred by any unsavoury incident and that I came out with my reputation clean and closet empty.
Damn.

7 comments:

Abhishek Thakur said...

Good one (after some time!)

BTW, is that "why Agra" joke urs? I hadnt heard it before!!

Unknown said...

as far as i kno u were never a part of IMF(international monetary fund) although have heard about these 3 alphabets at different position i.e. MILF a lot from u. DOES MILF, if reorganized becomes IMF ... and as there is requirement of "L" in MILF only.. so "L" is dropped in IMF(if u kno what i mean)

is there any other meaning of IMF.. .like Indian M*****F*** , International M*****F***..
which i dont kno of?

Dont worry abt asterisk..its nothing but MutualFund

ur kind reply is solicited

with HOT REGARDS

तुषार वर्मा said...

thakur: of course its mine. unoriginality has never been among my crimes.

Quaintzy Patchez said...

Senior citizens now?

You know, I've always said these senior citizens act more like seniors than citizens... no wonder they call them just 'seniors'

@Our PM, too, is severely criticized by the opposition for demeaning the Prime Ministers office by having a woman on top.
You forgot to say "Italian", tch! would have added so much zing to it! :(

Buls said...

Poor guys... who they have affairs with is their own damn business... just 'coz they r not common men, don't they have a right to be jerks... just like most men?

Swapnil said...

Wouldn't call your tenure totally 'unmarred' by unsavoury incidents! Also, it was probably more to do with lack of opportunity than interest :)

Nice poetic kinda funny post - actually quite sidin-ish.

तुषार वर्मा said...

amit: i need a pg-13 filter for comments too

qp: subtler the better

booger: u call men jerks. but i have known them to be most benign harmless, straightforward creatures of god. it is women who are evil and drive them to hell.

swaps: zank you!